...and your little dog too.
Ok, just because your dog is the size of an over grown rat and
hairy like Cousin It you use shampoo more expensive than my own on it, does not mean you can let it chase me for a half a mile down the road.
Does it? Really?
Just because your dog weighs 12 pounds (if that) does not mean it's ok to let it be so completely disobedient that I have to
help you by turning around (
10 different times) and chasing him back to your driveway, just so I can turn around and continue on my run, just for him to come bite my ankles again.
Seriously.
This dog was chillin' by his mailbox with his dog-mom when I ran by, minding my own business, 1/2 mile from my house. This crazy Shih tzu thought he was tough and should chase me away. I kept running since I could punt him from here to last week if I needed to. He kept at me while his adolescent dog-mom chased him around in her little, off-season, too-short dress and heels. It was quite comical now that I think about it. It went something like this:
He would chase me...
I'd turn around, face him, he'd run like a little punk toward his yard...
I'd turn around to continue my run, he chase me down, I'd turn around and face him, he'd run like a little punk....
I'd continue on....
His dog-mom the whole time chasing him around the middle of the street like a kid chasing a butterfly, trying to grab him, he'd dodge her...
He'd chase me, I'd turn, he'd run like a punk....
She'd grab, he's bolt, I'd run, he'd chase...
I'd turn, he'd punk out, she'd grab, he'd dodge...
I'd run, he'd chase, I'd turn, he'd run like punk...
She'd grab, he'd dodge, I'd run....
He'd chase, I'd turn, she'd grab, he'd dodge....
And so this went on for like 5 minutes.
Finally.....
FINALLY.......
The dog had to use the bathroom and when he did his thing his dog-mom, unaware of his reason for stopping, tackled him, in her flowered-y dress and heels, grabbing him and rolling around the ditch.
That was my que to go home.
End run.
How was your run?
Lazy Dog....
***I like dogs and I really wouldn't drop-kick, punt, strangle, run over, or maim a dog. I just have a problem when owners of small dogs allow them to run a muck simply because they are small and harmless. They are (sometimes) annoying and their teeth are still capable of puncturing the skin even though the are small. How about I let my 108 pound Lazy Dog do that to you, adolescent dog-mom....? I'm sure I know who would be knocking on my door later...your parents and animal control.